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Axil62 (Jun 11, 2004)
drawn in 36 min

DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 11, 2004)

Umm, Gee, Whiz, as "The Beav" said, but.... I have spent most of my boring uneventful life observing cows, and I never, but never witnessed one whacking off.. I have had to literally chase bulls down the highway on a horse, in a truck, out of town, even.... but they just jump the fence, push it down, whatever it takes to get to the next available cow. Morty has a problem.

xwindflyer (Jun 11, 2004)

Question. Is Morty really a cow? Or is that just a lot of Bull?

Ty854 (Jun 11, 2004)

Exactly dont whack off....dont grab your meat and whack its head off. Great cartoon axil ^^ funny

DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 11, 2004)

Morty must live in New York or something. He's just weird. My uncle brought these horses back from New York after the 911 thing, and I'm not sure if it was breathing all the road dust from there to here or what, but they were just crazy and we couldn't do a damn thing with them. Morty is prolly suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome or something.

Axil62 (Jun 11, 2004)
drawn in 1 min

DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Jun 11, 2004)

I already assumed you didn't ascertain the difference between cow and bull. Morty is obviously a masculine name and Morty is still weird. He needs serious therapy.... or maybe a good romp in the hay with a nice lil' cow?

Zack (Jun 11, 2004)

Morty might not be able to 'perform' any longer, DBA. My guess is that's why he's so against masturbation... probably had a bad experience. Hell, all he's got is hooves.

DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 11, 2004)

I could fix Morty right up with a good banding or a nice little Case pocket knife, and he could just graze happily forever-after, whaddaya say?

xwindflyer (Jun 11, 2004)

Whoa now, that's an entirely different kind of "whacking".

Zack (Jun 11, 2004)

Strange how cutting off the other end from a lobotomy has the same effect. Ugh. The thought makes me shudder.

DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Jun 11, 2004)

Uhuh. :), yep. (But Zack, the bulls (steers thereafter) don't seem to mind at all... they get alot smarter after that. And they taste alot better, too. :)

Axil62 (Jun 11, 2004)

Once in a while I like to open the door just a crack to give DBA the opportunity to go on and on about castration. It's one of her favorite subjects.

DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 11, 2004)

Not really my most absolute favorite, but okay.

davincipoppalag (Jun 12, 2004)

I found the comments read better on this one set to music. I thought about it for awhile, and chose Tchaikowski..The Nutcracker.. it seemed appropriate with all the talk of castration and such

thug (Jun 12, 2004)

Damn, now I don't feel like wacking off. :(

shell (Mar 1, 2011)

Nice cartoon. Funny comments. Great crowd.