hehe, hi sam! the baby in my picture musta been sayin hi back ;p

Hello everyone. I don't know anything about any baby, I'm just here to fix the roof. Say, where is my hammer?

*gasp* you mean that's not your kid??? not good...

GOsh kids, we may have to go to old Doc Johnson for a DNA test....but not untill I repair this darn roof.

haha, sounds good...here's...lookin at you...hehe *giggle*

This so has my giggle box turned over... and I needed a good laugh. How do you think of this stuff, and better yet, how did you do that, exactly?? I never thought he looked capable of fathering anything, so I don't know....

I dralled it right on the thing.

You can't drall, you're in Colorado. :) edit: Oh, and he told me he fell really hard on his bicycle so there was no danger of... well, you know... he said...

Ope, better check if I have my hanky in my back pocket in case I need it later.

Let me do that for you.

Oh my, heh heh, mighty friendly around here....uh..that's not my back poc....saaaaay....

Oops, that's not a hanky.

It's a yanky.

Damn Yankys. :)

this is so cool...I love his face.

"Yank me crank me but don't wake up and thank me."

No problem, I'll send a card. :)

I hope it's one of those cards with five dollars in it.

Why thank you Mystic.

Mystic must be his mother.... only a mother could love that face. I'm thanking you for five bucks worth? I think not....

Well ok then...fill er up!

Sure... and where is that dip stick? I need to check....

the oil.

Well ok then...fill er up!

I thought this was a bird sitting on a red branch before I opened it.

Lmao... this is the greeter at our local Walmart!!!

LOL. Thats awesome, looks like someone cut his face out of a magazine and drew his body. What an awesome idea axil!

I thought Sam was a plumber

But I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like them Sam-I-am.