my virgin eyes! *washes them thoroughly with Palmolive and sprays Lysol around the room*

my virgin eyes! ...*prints out picture for future gawking*

Yikes!, where'd that come from?

I've got a little porn garden in the basement. You should see the tomato's...what a bunch of sluts.

Lol This is a great Cloxstyle porn.. lol have you any zucchini down there?

Dan's bigger then Jesus! Really though, Jesus is this dishwasher on 22nd street and no one knows him. hehehe, nice work man.

Davin ~ Of course I do...you don't think this bulge is real do y.....oh wait, you meant down in the basement. Nope, sorry.

Cloxboy ~ I accidently met him once. I was at a Dr. Seuss convention and I thought I saw Seuss and I yelled out "HEY SEUSS!" and then this dishwasher dude came out of the kitchn and started yelling something in spanish. So I just pointed at some other guy and slinked away.

I must be stupid.. I don't 'get' it. All I see is a gourd.. with maybe a rubber band? That's porn? lol Great gourd, btw.
lol @ cloxboy's hey suess joke.. goodun.

Emmam, you didn't see Big Red obviously, no prob. Hey, Dan, ever read Juxtapoz Magazine, in the new issue, the 50th issue, they have a nice section all about Iggy's paintings and his artistic pursuits, pretty cool. As well, if anyone reads Juxtapoz, look out for a Bush illustration in one of the ads that says "I 'heart' WAR" in the coming months, it's a Cloxboy original, a bit of promotion I paid for a while back, hopefully I don't get too much of a response because I've got plenty of commercial work at this point.

I've seen Juxtapoz once I think. I remember thinking it was something I'd read. So Cloxboy, too much commercial work eh? *whistles while twiddling thumbs* Boy I sure wish I had some. *glances over at Cloxboys pile* Gee, heh heh...you seem to have lots of it there, heh heh...so yeah...sure wish I had some....boy oh boy I tell ya....*glances at Cloxboy's pile of work again, then at Cloxboy, then at all his pile of work again* Man oh man, yup, if someone ever got too much work and decided to steer some my way that sure would be cool....but who? I dunno...guess I'll just sit here and starve to death. It's ok, I don't mind starving to death...no really, it's fine....(he he)

you need to get those vegetables and fruits to calm down before something terrible happens

LOL @ Hedwiga! Don't worry Axil, I can bake you some cookies... you won't starve to death. (And Cloxboy there won't get any) cookies that is... lol :P

Hey..he cant starve.. he's got a basement fulla horny vegetables!

Ok I laughed my ass off. I started off light with some giggles about the horny vegetables and virgin eyes, then it evolved into a "haha jesus down 22nd good one" then "ahahahaha hey seuss funny stuff" and by the time I got to you starving I was laughing so loud my sister came in to check on me. Not that I think world hunger is laughing matter. My cheeks hurt.