I wish my little sister had pooped her sleeping bag once when we were camping, because that would be a funny story. We could have called her ole poop sack for the rest of the camping trip too. I think next time I see her I'm just gonna start calling her ole poop sack anyway. At least I'll have that.

I once woke up when camping with girl scouts (yes, I was a girl scout) from a real loud tooting sound. I farted...
Every one else in my tent also awoke. Apparently if you fart in a tent, it's loud and everyone gets to enjoy it.

Hence the name enjoyfartcom.