Nice, did you make it up or is it a real thing?. It's the big mans birthday in three days, what you getting him?

Hold on, thats not his birthday thats when he joined.

lol...What you getting him?...;-)

I've been collecting the cheese from underneath my foreskin, and I thought maybe he could spread it on his cracker biscuits.

I love the metallic look of this.

No, it's just made up. Thanks

I'm thinking "Showcase" on this one! Good one.

Isn't it fun to play? v2 Is my favorite.

Flubbles (14 hours ago) — edit
I've been collecting the cheese from underneath my foreskin, and I thought maybe he could spread it on his cracker biscuits.

I read this this morning and I was about to puke...

I asked my friend vicky if she would eat a dick cheese cracker for a million pounds, and she said she would have to decline. But she would eat a pube sandwich for 100 grand.

Not me. It would take at least 1.6192 million U.S. dollars.

Don't you guys know, that stuff is called "schmagma": ?

You have to excuse him, he's British. They gave funny words for stuff.

I like red things.

i love this.

Isn't it smegma? Both words make me gag...

this is the best ever