Do you have insurance?

No, I was hoping we could set up some type of payment plan.

I see. We may be able to work something out, Mrs. Woman. So uh...is there a Mr. Woman in the picture?

Oh no sir...no Mr. Woman.

Mmm hmm... well then lets just get started here shall we? Hop up on the exam table here and we'll just have a little look see.

Oh thank you Dr. Axil...how soon do you think for my results to come in?

Well on average the "results" usually take anywhere from two to seven minutes, and uh.....

Yes, yes..very efficient..i love it when my ''results'' come in a timely fashion.

But what about my funny fart sandwich term I invented that's so funny with a funny cartoon that's funny?

One thing you can always rely on is that farts will always be funny. When a lady farts from her vagina is it called a fart kebab?

Why!..it's funnier than a hole bunch of things that are funny....get it, get ...hole cause it's a fart and a hole...omg..bahahahahhaahha....

Yallz iz funny!

quefftastic

I betcha them puddin farts are really somethin

Ever heard a really really fat person fart? It sorta sounds like a fart in slow motion...

I work with a fat guy and he told me a story about a time that he was sitting on his couch farting and it was like you described..sort of in slow motion. He said it was a series of fart bursts and that they were particularly loud, so loud in fact, that his wife got up from the next room upon hearing them and answered the door thinking that someone was knocking on it.

When I was a kid, me and my friend were discussing baseball cards. Then we heard what appeared to be a really loud cool sounding motorcycle out my window. But this motorcycle never appeared. Then, I happened to look in the room, and it was my lil sister farting trying to hold it in, and making the floor vibrate. Oh that was such a hilarious event. I still tease her about it to this day.

Years ago my grandad was asleep in his armchair and farted so loud he woke himself up thought the germans were bombing again.

Hahaha :)

All this talk has been a real gas!

you guys are so gross...i'm too delicate for such talk..