Turn it up, kids... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1KCeOst5so&feature=related

now, if u run into a particularly tough opponent..here is a good way to put them down and keep them down...
Combine your old one two punch with the old double foot slide shuffle while all the while yelling..''Put em up!!..Pue em up!..''...this will confuse your attacker and cause them to flee in terror while also peeing their paints...a friendly tip from you Auntie BMW...

Then lastly, if all lse fails...ya just give em the ole' lazy eye!

The old lazy eye...guaranteed to stop their tomfoolery on the spot!

Why... it all reminds me of the time back in..oh...47 I think it was. Yep, there I was, SURROUNDED!

Oh No!..SURROUNDED! you say?..what ever did u do?

Well sir... I looked at them, I looked at my bayonet and I said "FAIR ODDS!"
Yeah... they never knew what hit em..

Oh my!..now I gotta know, and this is real important..did u look at em' all squinty eyed and then spit chaw juice out the corner of yer mouth and say..''I reckon''..?...well didja..didja?

It was the heat of the battle ya see, so I can't rightly recollect, but I reckon I most likely did.

Well I'll be dipped!!...whew Boy Howdy!

Yep... then the other fellas that was with me, they was too scared to fight, they come out after it was all over an slapped me on my back and baught me free beers!

Well that's what yeller bellied friends is fer..Free Beers!!...yay!!!

Yup, an when ya fart, they just smile an act like they didn't even mind er nuthin.

Yeah, and the best part is, they don't harass you fer free buttons.

Yeah... buncha frog fuckin homos.

I heard they were lickin glitter and wearing purple lace panties when yous wasn't looking...Why..I'd skin em' whithin an inch of their lives..if theyas worth such attentions.