Hi,

I need to get brochures printed asap. A colleague of mine used Seattle based Print24 that can make brochures , but I need to find any other alternative, ideally a small printing house that is willing to collaborate periodically for an initial discount - any help, please?

This isn't Craigslist, ya homo.

This isn't 2Print, ya homo.

This isn't the button factory, ya homo.

Yeah! whaddaya think this is? Some sort of high falutin Hulla ballu, ya homo!?

Yeah!..you can't just roll up here in yer fancy shmancy short bus and expect us to fall all over ourselves givin you free buttons....ya homo!.

Yeah! Does it look like I'm made of big fancy buttons that have a silver rim and all sort of fancy frilly designs? Pfff... ya homo!

Next thing you know..you'll want a bag of sparkly like sequins to go with that..I mean, sheez..ya homo!

lol.. No, but seriously... YA HOMO!

yeah..and we can't afford those kinds of giveaways...ya homo!

Yeah! I will body slam you so hard you will poop your BALD PANTS! Ya HOMO!

Yeah, and no one wants poop in their bald pants...especially when there is glitter involved...no sireee.