Contest Week 105: Halloweenie
This weeks contest:

Scare the shit out of your judges.
go.


Contest "Week 105" will be open for entries as of 10/26 to 11/5 11:59 PST

All skill levels are invited to join, but please spend time on your entry, this is an intermediate board.
Entries will be judged by your panel of lovely judges: Padmooks, Flubbles, and Elly.

JUDGING CRITERIA:
Creativity: The amount of imagination, originality and expressiveness that was put into the entry.
Technique & Effort: The amount of style, skill and craft that was put into the entry.
Following the theme: How well the entry followed the theme of the contest.


FOR MARCELLO:
LAST WEEKS WINNERS:
1st: artsy for falling
2nd: Dr. Moony for hmm
3rd: ChalkDust for Acrimony

Congrats!!!

If you have any more questions, please feel free to memo Padmooks, Flubbles, or Elly.
Thank you!
have fun!

My friend Randy Beamers older brother said that his friends mom started having her periods out of her boobs and her shirt got all bloody and then she died.

Sounds like something my son would make up...if he knew what a period was. =p

periods arent real.



just kidding...

Teacher was having the students come to the blackboard and draw a picture that represented trouble. Little Johnny was waving his hand wildly in the back of the room, but since her experiences with him had been a problem before, teacher called on Susiie. Susie came up and drew a car with a flat tire. She said, every time we are late to go someplace, we get a flat tire, so that's trouble. Teacher was pleased, and looked around,, again.. Johnny was jumping up and down.. but again. teacher called on someone else..this time Luther. Luther got up and drew an empty wallet. He said.. whenever daddy's wallet is empty,, there's trouble because we can't buy food or pay the rent. Again teacher was pleased how the lesson was going and looked for another student to draw...there were no hands this time.. except for Johnny... so.. she took a deep breath and called him up to the board. To her relief,, he drew a dot on the board and sat down. Glad that he hadn't made some horrible picture, but puzzled as to what his picture was, teacher asked Johnny.. why does that dot mean trouble. Johnny stood up and said..that's not a dot.. that's a fucking period.. and ever since my sister missed one, there's been a hell of a lot of trouble around MY house!

That joke sucked butthole.

I told a story like that when I was about that age and my parents got a phone call from my teacher

One time in first grade, first day, the teacher asked who was eating lunch in the cafeteria, who had packed a sack lunch and who all were going home for lunch. I remember thinking "Go home for lunch? OK." So I raised my had for the going home for lunch group. Only thing was, I didn't know you were supposed to come back after lunch. My mom got a call as well.

I guess we both had very happy parents

Small suggestion, is it possible to have participants add to their title which contest they're entering?

Is halloween a religious holiday?

Halloween has roots in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian holiday All Saints' Day, but is today largely a secular celebration.

Yep, and besides that..I made two pumpkin pies tonight...

I want to have one right all the way in my mowth hole.

lol..well come on downth south and I'll shove one right in there for ya dahlin'...;-)

it's been 8 days since the last contest was over

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

sorry everybody, i am unable to keep up.