I sometimes have a life...

WHAT??? A life!!! Unfair@@

Yeah, some nerve: trips to Cologne and dinners @friends' houses keeping me away from Internet…

We just need more like you here ;)

Sorry also, for not updating the contest board for so long...
life can be so life sometimes.

So this lady on Dr. Phil was blubbering about her life and that she has a self esteem problem because she has gaps in her teeth, so Dr Phil sends her to some Hollywood dental hero who bonds her teeth and gets the gaps taken care of. Then upon the big reveal she looks in the mirror and, of course, does the whole "Oh my gosh..that's so nice" crap and you know it's crap because you can tell that when she looked in the mirror she still saw herself as the ugly turd she was before the procedure. I saw her as the ugly turd also. You know why? Because she's an ugly turd.

I bet she looked like an ugly turd.

I just spilt a cup of tea in my bed, had to change the quilt and everything. Not fucking happy in the slightest.

I've heard that going off topic in forums is not done on a lot of other sites. Good thing here it is not considered as evil…

And I'm curious to Flubbles' quilt, is it covered in flowers or sporting his favorite super hero?

It's a superted one.

So what your'e saying is that going off topic in forums is not done on a lot of other sites and that it's a good thing that here it is not considered evil?..and you're curious to Flubble's quilt and whether or not it is covered in flowers or sporting his favorite super hero?..which is Hong Kong Phuey by the way...;-)