Old Rassis and Lily Mae were down the coffee shop with their friends and they said "You know, we're gonna have a costume party tonight and the theme will be emotions"! Their friends Bobby Sue, Jethro and Liza Jean all said "Well! Isn't that wonderful. We'll be there at 7 o' clock"!
Lily Mae spent the day cleaning and preparing food and when 7 o'clock rolled around there was a knock at the door. Why it was Liza Jean! She was all dressed in green from head to toe. Lily Mae said "Rassis, Rassis.. come here now and look at Liza Jean" He says "Well what emotion are you tonight Miss Liza"? Liza Jean says "Why I be green with envy"! They all gather 'round for some cocktails and soon there was another knock at the door. Why it was Bobby Sue and she had bright pink lipstick on, and a pretty pink dress. Rassis said "Well now, what emotion are you"? Bobby Sue said "Why I be pink with passion"! Rassis closed the door behind her. Just a few minutes later there was a knock at the door again. This time Lily-Mae answered the door and nearly fainted. There was Jethro standing there naked with his dick in a bowl of custard! "Rassis, Rassis! Come here now"! Rassis got to the door and he says "Jethro.. now just what emotion is that"?! He says, ''Why I be fuckin' disgusted"!

I would laugh harder but my moms asleep >.> That is awesome.

Hehehehee lmao~!

my father learned that one in the Marine Corps

The sex professor asks:.."do you know what your asshole is doing while your'e having an orgasm?"..
Woman replies:.."Yeah, probably out deer hunting with his friends..!)...

lol wow bmw thats funny.