Who loves hamburgers?

Oh yeah? Well why don't you marry one then?

Boy there sure are alot of birds outside my house right now. You should hear 'em all. And something moved behind my ear a while ago.. it really gave me the heebie jeebies but I'm guessing now it was just my hair. Perhaps I'm a little on edge.

I knew the joke straight away, i spotted it this morning but didn't want to spoil it.

I don't get it.... ;]