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Axil62 (Sep 25, 2009)
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Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

Very wise.

firecracker (Sep 25, 2009)

I fell off of a roof one time,,,,,,it was wayyyy back in the 1970's, and I was on top of the roof of the apartment building that we lived in, and I actually fell off the roof......luckily there was an awning about halfway down, and I landed on that.....otherwise I would've landed on the sidewalk below, and probably would've broken every bone in my body...."lolzzz".....and guess what axil.....I did "not" poop my pants on the way down.....lolzzzzz!!!! :P

marcello (Sep 25, 2009)

so I assume by putting "not" in quotes, you in fact mean that you did poop your pants on the way down. "lolzzzzz!!!! :P"

Axil62 (edited Sep 25, 2009)

exactly. "lolzzzz!!!!!" :P

Miss_DJ (Sep 25, 2009)

did you know that "lolzzzz" is actually saying laughing out louds?

Flubbles (edited Sep 25, 2009)

It actually means laughing out loud with a snooze at the end.

firecracker (Sep 25, 2009)

OK......I'll rephrase that statement......axil......I did (not) poop my pants on the way down.....Lolz!! :P

Miss_DJ (Sep 25, 2009)

Like falling asleep in mid-laugh. Or you laugh so hard you MUST sleep directly afterwards.

ps..I don't know this for sure, but I think that when you're falling out of a window to certain death, you pretty much WILL sht yourself in plenty of time either before or directly upon impact with your destination.

Axil62 (Sep 25, 2009)

This is my hypothesis on the development of lolzzz.
I think that it is understood that lol means laughing out loud.
I think that over time lol became (in the minds of those who added the z's on to it) more of a single symbol than three letters that represent laughing out loud.
So at some point someone decided it would be cute to add and 's' to the end as if to say "lots of lol's" or lots of laughs. Now, if you say "lol's" out loud, the 's' sounds like the letter z. Hence lolzzz.

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

aT sOmE dRaWiNg SiTeS tHeY tHiNk iTs CoOL tO TyPe LiKE tHiS...

firecracker (Sep 25, 2009)

"MissDj".....I have heard that when you're falling out of a window, to certain death.....you will most likely "shit" yourself on the way down......but seriously I did not do that......maybe it was because way back in the 70's, I was anorexic, and I probably didn't have anything inside of me to shit out....."lol"! I didn't fall out of a window though.....I was actually on top of the roof of our apartment building, and I fell off the roof.... it was a very scary moment.....I thought I was gonna die....thank goodness for the awning...haha!! :D

Flubbles (edited Sep 25, 2009)

Cracker said *shit* errrrrr im telling.

Miss_DJ (edited Sep 25, 2009)

I had no idea you had such an experience, firecracker! It must have been VERY scary! Well, I suppose I'll just leave my prior comment alone and move on from there.

Axil: I think the whole "lol" or "lolzzz" thing is nonsensical and ridiculous and a stupid shortcut that takes the 'pressure' off of the author of the statement when what they could say if they were more clever is something such as:

That was absolutely the funniest statement I've ever heard! I'm just delighted with your witticism!

sigh...

But, no, we just say, "lolzzz".......there goes the English language down the toilet.

Here's another lazy expression I've noticed:

Those who say "I'm fittin ta do that."
This is actually short for "I'm fittin' to do that."
This is actually short for "I'm fixin to do that."
Which is short for "I'm gettin' ready to do that."
Which is short for "I'm getting ready to do that.

The massacre of the English language is appalling. I can just imagine by the time our kid's kids are grown. There won't even be words any longer, just symbols... ;o)

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

Even if you didn't shit your pants in mid flight, you would most likely shit your insides out on impact.

dotdalidot (Sep 25, 2009)

xD

I just hope it's not diarrhea that I poop out, that won't due much in my favor.

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

If i was falling i'd want to shit out a parachute.I'm going for a bath anyway, shouldn't be too long.

firecracker (Sep 25, 2009)

Please don't *poop* in the bathtub flubadub!!!! *LOLZ*!! :P

staci (edited Sep 25, 2009)

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Miss_DJ (Sep 25, 2009)

You don't say, Staci!

staci (Sep 25, 2009)

i wish i had some green olives in this salad.

Axil62 (Sep 25, 2009)

I wished I had a salad until I met a man with no feet.

Miss_DJ (edited Sep 25, 2009)

I double dog dare ya to put a black olive on the tip of your little toe.

lori (edited Sep 25, 2009)

ooooo.. after hours and hours of not being logged in... it told me I was logged in.... I jumped off the roof when I was 16 and landed on my feet

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

The roof of your rabbit hutch dont count.

lori (Sep 25, 2009)

I don't have no rabbit hutch, thanks.. it was the second story of the house.. and I could do it again...

firecracker (Sep 25, 2009)

Why did you want to jump off the roof of your house in the first place???

lori (edited Sep 25, 2009)

because I had been awake 7 days and 7 nights painting a picture to get a better grade in history in class (it was about the bombing of Hiroshima).. and I lost my mind.. that's why

firecracker (Sep 25, 2009)

Did you ever finish painting the picture???

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

I just passed wind, that should lighten the mood up a little.

lori (Sep 25, 2009)

I'm going to light another cigarette

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

Why dont you light one of your farts? do it for me it's my birthday.

lori (Sep 25, 2009)

I can't fart on command. Sorry.

Flubbles (Sep 25, 2009)

You could of pretended, i'd have been none the wiser.

lori (edited Sep 25, 2009)

I am an honest person. ( ok but sometimes I get confused) ;)

Flubbles (edited Sep 25, 2009)

Yea see ya...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y&feature=rec-HM-r2

Axil62 (Sep 25, 2009)

That was awful. It almost made me angry that it was that bad.

assha-rei (Sep 25, 2009)

that was "undefeatable", right? i've seen most of it, but never all in one sitting :l
i think most people remember that scene, though.....and i saw it in a feature about the worst scenes in movies ever, once. but i think that vid got deleted ): otherwise, i'd link it up.

backmagicwoman (Sep 26, 2009)

You know what I like best about this picutre....
Your'e talking abut poop and you have the word nugget in the title...that's funny....

adxaidl3692 (Sep 28, 2009)

Now if that diaper that that girl used to hit the villain with was full of poop, that would be funny.