Beyond the trees was a land a fairytale land, with fairys dressed all in white carrying aluminium wands.It was a magical mysterius land with giant toads and flying pigs.Young wizards mixing potions and practicing there spells , "expelliarmus conjuctivitus" one little boy said in a squeaky broken voice, disharming his opponents wooden sword and temporarily causing them blindness.
A beautiful young elf fairy knocked at the young wizards door, he paused for a while with his heart occasionally skipping a beat.He began slowly walking towards the door taking one little step at a time,when eventually reaching the tall wooden oak door he gently grasped at the cold brass handle with his left hand trembling with anticipation.He opened the door and before he could stop himself he blurted out "lickmytipius suckmydickius"....
I heard you went into an anne summers shop to buy a red dildo, and they had to fetch the manager.Because you had put a fire exstinguisher on the counter and he had to tell you it wasn't for sale.
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