Yeah, went ahead an pissed the toilet.

I made brown!!!! lol

I got a couple of drops on the seat, so I yanked some toilet paper off and cleaned it up. Usually I'm pretty accurate. There used to be this sign in the men's room of a hobby shop I used to hang out at that had a target on it and it said " Place index finger in bulls eye. See? you do have hand eye coordination.. NOW USE IT!"

Well..I got up to get dressed this morning..and one of my cats must have been really pissed off at me because there was a turd in one of my tennis shoes....nasty little brats...!

Uhm, kitty cat is trying to say your shoe smells like a litterbox...

Don't hit me, it is YOUR cat!

lol....That is true...I just don't know which one did it...:D..they are all such badasses...

When I find a turd outside the box, I always know who did it. One of them insists on peeing and pooping on the matt in front of the boxes. But I have a solution for that, just put an open box on the matt. Hah, servers her right!

I'm off to an italian restaurant for dinner tonight so i wont be back for a good few hour's.I've put my best shirt on and i smell like a pimp.

Nice!...too bad this is not smell-a-vision...have fun!
I think the cats are mad because i refused to let them intrude upon my sleeping space with me last night....:)..they always hog the covers...

You're on a date? Woeoeoeh :o
Mine aren't allowed upstairs anymore because they had the annoying habit of meowing @ 5.30 in the morning.

I only have a one story..so mine pretty much go where they want..the two little ones like to dive bomb the window blinds from the dining table while i am trying to sleep...or find some random piece of whatever that they can kick all over the house..anything to make a racket..then of course they wanna sleep all through the day...

I smell like Aqua Velva. It's weird that you mention how you small this morning because before I got out of bed and shaved and smacked my face with Aqua Velva my wife was playing with my neck and face and then for some reason she smelled her finger tips and said they smelled like me. I asked if it was B.O. and she said no, that I have a scent and she knows that scent. I was a little sruprised and asked if it was a stinky kind of thing or what and she said no again and tried to explain that it was a just a scent that she knows as me. Huh, I'll be damned, I have a scent.

I think everyone has a scent...my best friend has a very distinct scent..It's a good smell but hard to describe..I have never smelled it on anyone else..

Sweat on a clean person smells but does not stink. When you sleep, you sweat, so your wife probably smells that.

Unless you have night sweats...which are really bad...they are not to be confused with regular sweating through the night...

Remember that one saying when you were a kid that went "Liar, liar pants on fire!"?
Well I just came up with another one. Goes like this..
"Liar, liar underwear all up in your crack..ire."
Hows that?

That's funny....HAha!

that is just dumb..you can do better than that, Axil

Ya caught that did ya?

How about...
"Liar ,Liar pants on fire..
"Wipe yer butt with chicken wire...!"

ouch ouch ouch..that's better!

I've been so tired today...my friend asked me if i was alright..and i asked her what was the next thing past exhaustion..because that's what i am...and she just smiled at me....

been there done that... hope you will get some rest

Yeah..I'm just about to crash..you guys have fun and make some more good art and i'll see you tomorrow...

sweet dreams bmw xo