OMG just now, My dad got me a tablet for my early b-day! I'm SO happy I could die!!!!!!! ^_^ Now I can express my true drawing ability. I think it will take a while to learn though! Any tips >.<

I gotta pee!

Have you ever dreamt you was busting for a pee... then woke up just about to piss your pants?

Yes, and I think that's the thing my neighbors just don't understand.

Yesterday I was asleep and kept dreaming I had to use the bathroom while in the middle of a game of mario party. I woke up and had to pee so bad.

I pee 2500 times a day.

I was intrigued to know how much pee i had when my bladder was full...so i peed into a jug and there was 1 pint and 3 quarters...ive since repeated the experiment and its always 1 pint and 3 quarters.

Don't you have anything better to do than measure your pee ?

You can always make time for peeing into a jug, ive gotta put a fence up later today but i'll still have plenty of spare time afterwards.

Lol...I am going to the Old Antique Mall today..I think I need a hat...then I'll probably come back here an pick my nose or my butt or some such...and such and such and so on and what not..etc..etc,...etc...

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Flubbles: Though I probably knew it wasn't you, I kept ascribing your looks to the fat hairy dude you used for an icon. And now.. it's even worse!

But..But...he's got that cute little dimple...

one? -cause the fat dude portrait was of a profile. ;D

Ive got two dimples ones just a little bigger than the other :p

I only got to see you from the side...

Wheres your internet boyfriend axil anyway?...and how did you get on looking for that hat?

The hat was gone..someone had already bought it...so I am going to make one just like it...but I did get two red and black feather boas..a mini crystal chandelier..and a corset that I dyed dark purple...

What waist size corset, those things can get pretty tiny. Like 14 inches (35cm) You shoulda found some garters and stockings to sex it up lolz.

LOL...I already have those..I did get some feather plumes for my hat though...and I'm getting some glass beads to dress up my corset..it's for my Halloween costume...

How do you know there are 14 inch corsets nekopampy? you been a big 'ol perv looking up some fetish sites?

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My old headmaster at primary school wore a corset type thing to hide his pot belly...he used to walk around like he was squeezing his ass cheeks together.

I would wear one everyday..unfortunately it's just not practical...

Having a trim waist is nice and all...but the important thing is mostly just the pussy part.

But of course...I don't really care about the thin waist..I just like things that make me feel and look pretty and sexy...

More girls should do kegels by that logic axil. I actually looked up corset on wiki and saw a pic of some olden timey days lady who had a 14 inch waist with one.

Yes, and more women should lick the area between my nut sack and asshole.

Talking about nuts...hows the harley coming on?

Not well. I'm waiting for Doc to have time in his busy schedule to true my flywheels so that I can get on with building the engine.

That area is called your perennium axil.

Around here we call it happy naughty secret land.

"perineum"

My daughter has friends at school whose hips bones and ribs are like clearly visible...
Um..can i come to happy naughty secret land?

Lolz, i cant spell for beans. Which makes me not only look like a douche for trying to sound smart, but a douche that wanted to sound smart only to come out quite the 'tarded. haha, dontcha hate when that happens. Also, happy naughty secret land is the only place sweaty and hidden from light long enough to create some of the world's most delicious cheese!

ROFL...that's gross!

Your forgetting bellend cheese...collected under the ridge of the bellend protected from all the elements and preserved all year around by the foreskin its the most delicous cheese around.

I think you've overlooked the gelatinous munga cheese found deep within the caverns of the labia which can only be roughly scraped out with a fork during the spring months because that's the only time when travel inside is permitted as the stench and angry nature of these living caves are greatly agitated from summer heat, have withering cave-ins during autumn, and clench up like a giant oyster during the winter season. A delicacy in some cultures, Queen Victoria offered a reward to anyone who could deliver to her the fabled curd.

You guys are making me gag.

Sorry enjoy XD if I make another comment like that I'll make sure i put a warning first. Again, sorry.

"I got five pieces of candy!"
"I got a chocolate bar!"
"I got a quarter!"
"I got a rock."

You friggin blockhead.

" I see London!"
"I see France!"
"I see Axil's underpants!"

"happy naughty secret land" um NO.... :P I'm gonna kick yer ass Axil, you just wait 'til I tap ya with my best drawing finger, the left click... and you will fall so fast! :)

After that episode of charlie brown was broadcast people sent bags and boxes of candy from all over the world... just for charlie brown.

If life gives you rocks, make rockenade

powerful thought kejoco

So if life gives you shit do you make shitenade?

ya, and then ya water the flowers with it!

Here's a song I made up..

Ooohhhhhh...shit all over the land! Shit all over the land! Come on down everybody and shit all over the laaaaaand!

oh no no... keep it in the septic, but let my dog shit where he wants to at least

My brothers cat libby buries her shit likes it's some kind of treasure.

oh but it is.. lol... like jewels in the rough to them... maybe they know something we don't.. all's I know is the soil at the flower shop near here has cow manure in it... so... go take a crap in the garden sometime and see what happens - it's like a squirrel who buries an acorn and leaves it there... next thing ya know, you have a tree growing in the middle of your yard

My brothers a landscape gardener and i help him when he's got a big job on...and i find horse and chicken shit is easily the best kind of manure.

oh well, maybe it's horse around here... I'm not sure... all's I know is it smells like shit!

Stop swearing you foul mouthed individual.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever.
Amen
p.s. Flubbles... the word shit is probably in my son's school dictionary as "slang"

...and lead us not into temptation... because we can find it ourselves.

Shits not a slang word...The word shit is an acronyn for "ship high in transit"... just kidding thats an urban myth.

the word "fuck" used to mean plow.

You guys have the most interesting conversations.... o.o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

"plow, what the plow is it with you!" "no, no plow no" "do you want me to go plowing trash your lights!" lololol.

what...the...fuck...

I've had a bad feeling the past few days he was gonna come back and scold us all. Eternal damnation is on its way, ahhh no!!!!!

I like cheese....it tastes good..

"Ah yes, cheese was made for a man, but I like it too!"

Haha!...I ate some with carrots and broccoli today...yummmyyy!