Who Am I?


I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in
another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several
children with numerous women.


I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.
My mother died at an early age from cancer.


Later in life, questions arose over my real name.


My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a
legitimate, reliable birth certificate.


I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was
widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs &
didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.


I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising
myself as someone who really cared about them.


That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I
embarked on a new career.


I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who
read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father
abandoned me as a child.


I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the
scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national
office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone
into anything. That reinforced my conceit.


I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker
and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were
small roofing tacks.


I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This
bolstered my ego.


At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign
policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized
every opportunity to bash my country.


But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the
country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we
could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.


I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It
was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making
citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the
plan was clinched tight.


I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.


I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the
traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular
support.


I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could
change our country and the world.


So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the
downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the
Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them
unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.


I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out
what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined
those people I associated with.


I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world.
And the world learned the truth.


*Who am I? *
























ADOLF HITLER






WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

Oh damn. I was thinking Obaama. O.o

Laszlo Fornorton?

Lol

Who Am I?

I like to make art. Some people call me an asshole, but I think I'm the greatest man who has ever lived..

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ADOLF HITLER

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

Call it my education, the fact that I live in a country once oppressed by Adolf Hitler, I find his 'good things' not something to put on a t-shirt. Nor do I find it funny.

Hitler didn't exist!

Don't you mean "didn't merely exist"?

Yes, yes I do.

People and their silly stories!

Was it true adolf only had one testicle?

Yes it is. I know because I was there. I went over there to punch his balls off, but I got interrupted so I only got one punched off.

Because my last name is ball a few people used to sing peter ball has only got one ball the other is in the albert hall.Then coincidentally i found a little lump on one of my nuts once , it turned out to just be a cyst but just imagine if i had to have it chopped off.

Then I'd call you Hitler.

...Lol it sounds like Obama.

I was raised in the South...
I like good music and good food...
I got fluffy southern hair and a nice smile..
I hat doing dishes , laundry and grocery shopping..
I know how to bellydance but I also break things when I dance...I am a craptastic artist but i have so much internet love for my fellow 2draw mates that it's ridiculous...
And I wear tacky costume jewelry and my heartstomping boots everyday...

Who Am I?...

Susan boyle?

I wish ..at least people wouldn't cringe when I sing...

Also,according to your handswriting analysis,you have a tendency to be bisexual or gay,and this is known to your wife,and your party,and it's in the closet.But it is in your handwriting, clear to those who are trained to analyze it.(sorry,it's true.)it probably will only come out,someday,in about 20 or 40 or 50 years in the future.Like JFK's stuff only came out,many years later.

if you honestly think there is a statistically significant correlation between handwriting and sexuality, you're probably religious.

I don't think handwriting and sexuality have anything to do with each other, and I'm religious. Hell, I'm for gays and lesbians, so what does that make me? :/

Come on, boys who can write nice are totally gay and girly.

That or they have nice handwriting.