"I hope you washed your hands after picking at him...lol....or were you wearing a finger condom?" "My best friend, Goldie Gonorrhea went out with him once, but she said he was kind of a 'drip'...a lot like Steve Syphilis, my weird cousin...."
"I was wearing my finger condom..lol..He told me he ran into Wally "G" Warts..and that he was looking to hook up with me..i told him no..that I've totally been clean since VD last February.."lol Besides..Wally smells a little too yeasty if ya know what I mean.."
"Yeah, good ole Wally "G" Warts actually wrote a book called..
TO APPLAUD THE VERNILITY OF VIRILITY: A Vexation of Venereal Verbage"
by Woody P. Painless....(he used a pen name)
I think that author's real name is Woody A. Pecker? It seems like I picked up that book Ver of Vir last time I was at Bra'ders but the store was so full of crabs, I left it...then I realized the author was there signing his book..had his dog Boner Boxer with him...Oh, and I saw your cousin Steve Syphilis there, Miss DJ. He was with Linda Lactate....they got in an STD and drove away...(I hope I'm not gossiping!=O
HA HA HA!! Yeah...and then...and then this one other guy would probly call and then...cuz it'd probly be the wrong number, and he'd be all like "Hello? Is this Waren? and then you'd be all "NO." and then it'd be really funny.
"LMBO"......you guys are wayyyyyyy too weird for my "brain"......I don't know where you guys think up all of this weird nonsense......but I have to admit...it's funny, and you always "crack me up" Hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! :P
Yeah! he peed..anf then he was all like "PURDY GOOD,PURDY GOOD....ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!..
Wally "G" Warts wrote two books actually..the other one was titles..."The Mushrooom Cap and The Gopher Hole"..it's great...I especially like to read it while I'm on the crapper...
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TO APPLAUD THE VERNILITY OF VIRILITY: A Vexation of Venereal Verbage"
by Woody P. Painless....(he used a pen name)
Wally "G" Warts wrote two books actually..the other one was titles..."The Mushrooom Cap and The Gopher Hole"..it's great...I especially like to read it while I'm on the crapper...