One time when I was about 11, I had a friend named Tom. We were messing around on school property one day after stealing a bunch of crap from a store, it was Tempo. Anyway, we were hanging out checking out our stolen stuff and he climbs up on the monkey bars and says "Hey check it out" then he pulls his pants down, hangs his ass down between the bars and takes a big shit. The reason I'm telling you this is because I noticed that his asshole turned kind of purplish while he was crapping.

LOl..

Yes, "LOL" indeed.

I remember one time when I was 16 yrs old......I bought this weird looking lipstick.....and I put it on my lips.....and my lips looked just like the lips in this draw....."lol"!! It was a pinkish purplish color lipstick.....it looked horrible! Axil.....your story is really very disgusting....but also very funny.....you can be soooo weirdly funny sometimes you totally "crack me up"!! "LMBO"!! :P

It was probably that weird mood lipstick they used to have..it was so hard to get off..

Yes.....it was hard to get off......my Mom gave me "weird" looks when she saw me wearing that lipstick....ha haa.

lipstick gets me off. Especially when it's the next morning and I go to take a piss and I look down and see the lipstick smeared all over my nuts.

I wanna tell u guys my true easter story ..we were eating easter dinner yesterday and i in all honestly made the comment." i really fell like I need professional help and maybe i should start seeing my shrinks again" and I wont say who said it but the reply was.."you know Michelle..there really is no help for what is wrong with you"

Well that wasn't very polite at easter dinner now was it? How do they know whats "wrong" with you anyway?

I know! bunch of jerks..they'll find out when it's too late..

they should say sorry and give us presents.

I know..and the bad thing about it was..i was being totally serious about it..

I think the best thing to do when seeing a new shrink is to get it right out in the open by saying right off the bat "So, do you prosecute?"

You are so right...becasue if truth be told about me ..well ..it wouldn't be pretty..know what i mean?

No not really. I could guess but why?

Like all people I've done things and they definitely could have been prosecutable crimes..but instead i got six months mandatory time in our lovely local mental hospital....but those records are now sealed...but if i needed to confide new information you see then i would need to know .."so, do you prosecute?.."

It's also a good thing to say at...... oh fuck, Letterman is on...I'm missing it...bye.

Bye...