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Axil62 (Apr 10, 2009)
Honesty in advertisement
Axil62 (Apr 10, 2009)
drawn in 1 hour 2 min
firecracker (Apr 10, 2009)
Do you have a broken pecker "Axil"????? "lol"!! :P
Miss_DJ (Apr 11, 2009)
oh my gosh
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
I wanted some attention but I didn't feel like drawing anything so I figured I'd comment on this and bring it up front and see what happens. Also I thought it might be good next to pencil's pill pic perhaps.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Awww..feeling a little lonely are we?
Axil62 (edited Apr 13, 2009)
Yes. Lonely and ashamed and confused and a little turned on.
enjoydotcom (Apr 13, 2009)
Wise lesson no1: If you use too many of those you won't be able to go sideways through a door opening.

That is at least what comedies want us to believe.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Awww..poor baby....thats a lot to feel at one time....what ya gonna do about it...u want an ativan or maybe a cymbalta..or maybe an efexer or maybe a zoloft...or how about a norpramine...i could send you a care package and then you could decide...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Gosh! That's swell!
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
I know...I'm very helpful aren't I..:)all sweetness and light and what not...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
"Excuse me, your son "Rip" is on line "toot"."
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Yeah and I graduated at the top of my gas and I'm flatulant in three languages...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Oh my GOD! You know of what I speak!
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
But of course...I loveth that commercial..it is truly hysterical....See how great minds think alike..
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Yeeeeesssss yeeeeesssss....tomorrow... we take over... THE WORLD!
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
I'm ready..I'm ready..BWUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Wait! Hmmm...something is missing...
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
What is it..toilet paper?
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
I would now refer you to the purple lips draw.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Holy crap..I totally just burped and threw up a little in my mouth..
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Oh dear, I do hope it wasn't the acidy burn kind of puke.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
No it was that damned Japanes terriyaki chicken I had...
Hey! did you tell your friend Tom.."I used to think you were crazy..But now I can see.."your nuts".....?HAHAH!!OMG..I be crackin myself up..!
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
HA HA HA!!! ....no.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Ahh..you make me laugh..LOL!!see there it goes again...you ever had the laughing farts?
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Yes. Have you ever had the stairs farts? (usually just when you're going down)
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
I think I have had every kind of "farts" known to mankind...when I was in my teens I actually got into a fist fight with this girl because she said I was a pig because I always just farted and burped or pretty much whatever whenever I wanted to...don't people know there's more room out than there is in..My mom will still tell you that I am one of the most vulgar women she has ever known...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
You know what my teacher would say?

"Danny is a very bright boy, he could do so much if he just wanted to. He is also very disruptive in class."
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
One of my teachers asked me to have sex with him...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
I know, I know and you needed the grade and so on.... It's ok, you were young.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Why thank you..so nice when someone understands...it's the pressure of the young gorgeous female..
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
HA HA! Young gorgeous females have to "do it".
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Of course they do....we must all learn to share at some point...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
my side hurts kind of.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
It does...did you split a seam or something...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
No. You ever get that thing where, when you're wiping, the muscles between your ribs cramp up? It feels like that.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
No but i have had that thing where, when your wiping and your finger accidentally goes thru the toilet paper..I always enjoy that one..well if it makes you feel better my ass is sunburned..
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
In the army they used to give us these little squares of toilet paper in our MRE's. One day I asked how the hell is anyone supposed to wipe with these little 3 inch squares? A Sargent explained, what you do is, after you shit, you tear a little hole in the center of the square, then you slip a finger through the hole all the way to the base of your finger. Then you stick your finger up your ass and then pull it out. Then you grasp the square of paper, wrapping it around your finger and pull upwards and off, therefore wiping the shit off your finger.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
That's really um..weird..lol ..but funny...but what if you put your fingr up your butt just for the fun of it?
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
That's how it starts see... you're an innocent young impressionable soldier just trying to do the right thing and then the next thing you know, there you are out in the middle of the dessert at night sticking your finger up your ass and wondering what else might fit up there... and then you cum all over the place and then you feel all confused and ashamed.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
I saw this show called 101 things pulled from the human body..this guy had a jelly jar up his butt...that was you wasn't it? by the way that's a true story..
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
"You saw that show" is a true story or the dessert thing is a true story?
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
well both of course...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
I believe that you believe.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Well that's all that counts then...my life is fulfilled...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Where's our old pal Flubs tonight?
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Don't rightly know..seems he's been MIA for a few days now...what? am I not good enuff for you...you so jsut broke my heart...(just teasin)...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Maybe you'd like to stand up and tell us a story about how it was to be a miner 49'er and then sing us a little song about it hmmm?
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
LOL!!(flips you the bird)...or maybe i could sing a song about my life in Butcher Holler and how in summertime we didn't have shoes to wear...but in the wintertime we'd all get a brand new pair..hmmm...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
yeah, it's not like when I was a kid. Why... when I was a kid all I got for Christmas was a piece of string and some glue! I miss that piece of string and some glue.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
When i was a kid my mom used to make us come in the living room on christmas eve and separate our own presents into our own little piles and then we still couldn't have the stuff until the next mornning...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
We had to sit while the presents were handed out one at a time to each kid and each kid had to take his or her turn opening it while everyone watched and you had to do the "Oh wow! I love it! thank you! It's so cool!" act. What a bunch of crap. I still hate Christmas.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Yeah..I'm not really fond of it myself...my mom used to make us do the house all up with like 5 million lights every year and people would come at all hours to look at them..but them my sister's daughter got out of the house when i was supposed to be watching her and she got ran over by the train that runs parallel to our house..she was two and a half years old..her birthday ws on christmas eve...so now we don't celebrate much anymore...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
No wonder you're almost as fucked up as I am.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
I'm very fucked up and the people closest to me realize it but choose to ignore it...You know my birth mother is in a permanent home for schizoprenics down in Myrtle Beach..it's really sad and scary for me at the same time..
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
My best frind of 20 years was diagnosed as schizoprenic and bipolar. They found him in the basement in his bed with a plastic bag over his head and he'd taken all his prescriptions, every last pill in all those damn pill bottles he had all over his night stand. That was a really shitty day.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
I'm very sorry to hear that...I already have been diagnosed with manic depressive disorder and i've had OCD for a very long time...It's a shity thing when nothing seems to be worth living for...
Axil62 (Apr 13, 2009)
Yes I know.
backmagicwoman (Apr 13, 2009)
Me too..
Cameo (May 16, 2009)
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PAKS (Dec 26, 2010)
this shit going on between blackmagic women and axil is funny as hell
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