It would be cool if you could write some "if" "then" "else" code that says if an ant goes over grey then the grey turns darker in the path the ant is taking. then when you refresh it starts over. Then draw an ant farm that takes up most of the screen.
"LOL"!! Axil and BMW.......you guys are just toooooo funny......you crack me up!! I think you two should get married.....you are like "two peas in a pod"!!!! "LOL"!! :P
So did I. It was great. Did you know that if the ants don't have a queen ant they'll just keep digging tunnels and then filling them back in over and over?
I never had an ant farm..I hate those little bastards..we get them all in the yard in the summertime and their bites hurt like hell...I used to keep lizards and frogs though..
But that's the beauty of having the ant farm backmagic. You get to tower over them and decide who lives or dies! "You! You there with the round little ant butt. Yeah you! Today....you DIE!" :)
Yeah but I already do that with my hubby and kids...LOL..besides I pour wet grits down the ant beds in my yard..and that does em' real dirty right there I can tell ya..
I heard that one from this old dude at work. He was pretty cool. He retired... from work. Not ..I mean..he didn't die from...what I meant was he doesn't wor....ah fergit it.
Ohhhhh....you guys make me crazy......I swear....you crack me up. Axil....speaking of putting firecrackers down holes.....I can tell you a true story about something very horrific. Years ago.....I was told about this by someone I know very well (I won't say who though). Anyways some mean kids were playing with firecrackers, and they spotted a cat nearby. So they got the cat, and stuck a firecracker up it's butt, and lit it. Well, this guy told me that the poor cat just sorta spun around in a circle and "imploded"....and died. The guy who told me this said that he didn't take part in this act of cruelty.....but he watched it. It made me sick to hear this story.....that's the worst act of animal cruelty that I ever heard of. That happened years and years ago.....but ...you saying about putting firecrackers down the ant holes brought back that horrible memory. I hope this story doesn't make anyone sick....you can delete this if you want. It is a true story....and I wish the police would have caught those mean little kids. :(
I went camping with my friend's once and put a hole pack of malteser's in my friend's buttcrack while he was sleeping, and when he woke up he thought he had shat himself.
There was a guy that lived across the street from me when I was little (older than me. We were afraid of him) and he burried a kitten up to it's neck in his back yard, then ran over it with a lawn mower. Splattered kitty brains all over. True story.
My husband woke up one morning and said..
"my mouth tastes like shit"...I rolled over and pulled a spoon out my ass and said ..
"here..you must have been dreaming about eating chocolate pudding again.."
LOL!!
one time I put my finger up to my husbands nose and said..
"smell that..I don't rememember scratching my butthole"
he says I'm the nastiest person he's ever met..
One of my friends, Steve, said he was giving oral pleasures to a woman and his false teeth flopped out and he was fumbling around trying to get em back in without her noticing and he said she went "Wha...Steve...what the hell are you doi..." and then she looked down and slapped his head and said "GROSS!"
My friend thommo reckon's he went on holiday to amsterdam once and some old prostitute took her false teeth out to give him a blowey, and he kept calling her a filthy old crack whore because he knew he was safe in the knowledge of knowing there was no danger of her biting his cock off .
LOL!!! we have this girl who lives near us and I always call her a chickenhead crack whore..well..cause that's what she is...I keep waiting for her to come try to kick my ass,,,LOL!!
There's this dude who lives a few door's down from me and when i was younger i used to call him baldy locks and the three hairs, because he was going bald.
HAHA!!! That's like...ya ever do the thing where you're in the shower and you've got your thumb up yer ass and you're whackin off to beat the band...LOL...and then...lol...and then you call the neighbor on the cellphone and.....
LOL!!!i don't know if I can take much more..I won't have any pants to wear tomorrow...lol..Ok everyone...I'm going to bed..it's getting late here....a whole new day tomorrow...I guess we'll see how much trouble I can get into...night all..
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gherkins and beer..
sho do wish you wuz here!!!
it's fleece was white as snow
it followed her to school one day
and got fucked by a big black dog.
Sat in the corner,
Eating out some broad's snicker hole;
He put in his finger,
And pulled out a clinger,
And said, What a game ol' foal!
It's called "the ant song"
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pretty good there flubbles...
that's very sad firecracker...I'm very much against animal cruelty...
edit: Damn...it stopped working.
If I catch someone doing some shit like that..
I'll eat em for breakfast and shit em out for lunch...
"my mouth tastes like shit"...I rolled over and pulled a spoon out my ass and said ..
"here..you must have been dreaming about eating chocolate pudding again.."
one time I put my finger up to my husbands nose and said..
"smell that..I don't rememember scratching my butthole"
he says I'm the nastiest person he's ever met..
I guess she had vagina dentata then didn't she..LOL
No? Yeah me neither. That's stupid.