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Axil62 (Mar 30, 2009)
This is a drawing of a pebble I found in the back yard today. After I found it I named it ass fuck and then I threw it at the neighbors dog and beaned it right in the head.
Axil62 (Mar 30, 2009)
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backmagicwoman (Mar 30, 2009)
lol..poor dog...you are truly disturbed Axil...
Axil62 (Mar 30, 2009)
Yep, then I just now took a big dump. The illustrated pebble story is a fictional story I just now wrote... except for the dump part.
firecracker (Mar 30, 2009)
Sometimes I think you have a "warped" sense of humor "axil"...."LOL"!! Just jokin' with you.....I would never throw a rock at a doggy though....unless he was coming after me...."LOL"!! :P
backmagicwoman (Mar 30, 2009)
lol...you have a special brand of humor..but I'm guessing you already knew that...
Axil62 (Mar 30, 2009)
Oh hi firecracker. Stop using quotation marks all the time. Thanks.
Miss_DJ (Mar 30, 2009)
FYI
When I was in college, I was introduced to an AWESOME book called
The Little, Brown Handbook.
It is chock full of helpful information regarding the correct ways to use punctuation, write footnotes and just about anything else that pertains to writing in various formats.
I would recommend it to anyone that writes anything.
firecracker (Mar 30, 2009)
"LOL"!! It's a habit that I can't seem to break.....I've been using quotation marks as long as I can remember....it's something I learned in school. If it's annoying you "peeps"....I'll try to stop....but it's a habit that will be hard for me to break....."lol"!!! :P
lori (edited Mar 30, 2009)
I wouldn't worry about it firecracker, it's part of your charm
Miss_DJ (Mar 30, 2009)
Firecracker, I mean no offense when I say this, but wherever you learned it in school, whether grammar school or beyond, they were incorrect if they taught you to use them to the extent that you do. I think by using them to that degree, you actually are taking away from the content of your statements, not adding to them. Just my English Major 2 cents.
(oh I'm sure to get flack about this one, but I'm being honest with you as compassionately as I can).
firecracker (Mar 30, 2009)
That's ok "MissDj".....I won't give you any "flack" about it.......I know I do overuse them a bit......but that's a habit too.....just like the way I sometimes overuse the "tools' in these applets. I tend to overuse the texture tools, and the burn/dodge tools, and the sharpen tool. I guess I just have this habit of overusing some things. I thought by using quotation marks, that it would add to my ststement.....but I guess it really takes away from the statement instead. Well....I'll try working on that.....and see if I can stop overusing things. "LOL" Thank you "MissDj" for your opinion....I do appreciate it. :)
Miss_DJ (Mar 30, 2009)
If you want to look into the actual way they should be used, Firecracker, please do check out the book I recommended. It's a very helpful tool for everyone!
Thanks for your acceptance of my opinion.

I hope you realize that by encouraging you to check out the actual rules of quotation usage, (instead of just going by what you believe you were taught once in school) you may find that the truth may represent something quite different than your memory allows you to see.

I hope you look into it, if you care to know.

Hugs,
Donna

ps...yeah, I'm also the kind of person that will honestly tell you if you have brocolli in your teeth or a 'bat in the cave,' too! So, again, take it or leave it. :o)
Flubbles (edited Mar 30, 2009)
This story brought back memeries, i got suspended from school for throwing rock's at a lamp post and i accidently hit a pigeon in mid-flight.I never learnt from it either, a few months later i was throwing rock's at the same lamp post and hit some dude on the shoulder.
Bubblicious (Mar 30, 2009)
I can see how much work you put into this axil xD It looks very pretty =3 I once threw a really large rock at my brother when I was twelve. It hit him in the groin.... I almost died laughing...
Miss_DJ (Mar 30, 2009)
Sorry, firecracker, this all should have been said via memo, not publicly.
I walked too briskly through the door that Axil opened.
backmagicwoman (Mar 30, 2009)
One time when i was a little girl..my sister and i were outside with some of her friends..and this guy we knew had a stick and he was poking it in some doo doo..and then he flicked it at me and a splatt of doo doo hit me right in the middle of the forehead...
Kloxboy (Mar 30, 2009)
xswirvex: That's what I thought it looked like too. Ever see this parody commercial from MadTV? Funny stuff: XTC
Miss_DJ (Mar 30, 2009)
that's not funny
firecracker (Mar 30, 2009)
"LOL"! You guys are all so funny......sometimes this website "cracks me up....."LOL"!! MissDj".....Don't worry about it......I don't mind it being in public.....it doesn't bother me at all. I will try to refrain myself from using so many quotation marks.....I can't promise you that I'll succeed....but I'll give it a try. "LOL"!!!! :D
Axil62 (Mar 30, 2009)
Maybe you could take a butter knife and pop the quotation mark key off your keyboard for a few days.
firecracker (Mar 30, 2009)
Maybe I'll do that axil....lol! :P
Flubbles (Mar 30, 2009)
I thought it was pretty funny.
Kloxboy (Mar 30, 2009)
While the commercial wasn't very accurate, I thought it was funny. That bit about the XTC being made by "college dropouts in dirty bathrooms" was completely baseless and untrue. Even mid-grade MDMA requires access to a lot of expensive, hard to get chemicals, none of which are readily available in the US. Not many people have access to these chemicals, especially not a dropout, who is supposedly "poor and dirty". Also, I hardly expect a wannabe chemist would be able to synthesize MDMA, at least not anything close to the real thing, as well, most of the XTC in the US is made in Europe, specifically Belgium.
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