I was thinking to myself the other day, do you think's it's possible to beat somebody to death with a chicken wing! i spoke to my bro on the phone later, and he said that if you continually hit somebody on the temple for long enough im sure it would be fatal.
Lets be clear here. You're talking a "bone in" wing, right? Because you can order them from Pizza hut "bone out" and come on, I mean, lets be honest here. Unless it was "bone in" it would be impossible... unless... ya know, you pounded the damn thing into they guys head with hammer or pipe or something.
My bro asked me the other day if i think's its possible to cause death by t-towel whipping, i said if you whipped them long enough and made there back red raw , maybe it would eventually get infected and you would die from that if it was left untreated.
"Wow"!!! You guys sound dangerous!!!! Are you beating chickens or people?! "LOL"!! Awesome draw "DMV". Kentucky fried chicken...."yummy".....now I'm hungry....I gotta go and eat something! "LOL"! :)
If it's bone in then i say yes..but not by beating them with it...you cram it up their butt sideways..they gett all backed up and spew poo from their mouths and drown in it...
Mom: "Oh my lord! Look at all that chicken up that poor man's ass"
Kid: "Where!?" Where!? I wanna see!"
Mom: "Stay away from that man, he's a disgusting potty mouth. Just keep moving young man"
Kid: "Aw.. son-of-a-bitch! I never get to see anything good!"
lol DMV, you start up some interesting conversations... I was gonna say something about all this beating with inanimate objects, but then I got stuck on the "O ring" guess I'll just go jerk a gherkin - wait, no. I am too pure for that.
drawn in 1 hour 39 min
Kid: "Where!?" Where!? I wanna see!"
Mom: "Stay away from that man, he's a disgusting potty mouth. Just keep moving young man"
Kid: "Aw.. son-of-a-bitch! I never get to see anything good!"