yeah dave'buy her half a lager'ill leave the rest to your sexual imagination'lol probably up against the wall in the back carpark'lmao'haha'every body rides it commonly known as the local matress'your hard work you dave'lmao'its just like the local watering hole I drink in full of characters with tales of woe'even seen one guy's missus bring in is dinner and tip it on his shell like head'because he never went home when she phoned him it was ready'what a scream that was'grabbed him by the collar she did an frog marched him home'loleverybody in fits of laughter soon knew who wore the trousers in his house'lolwhat they say over here is once you have had sex'you never forget how to do it'we say it's like riding a bike'once ya learn ya never forget 'therefore the girl who will do it for half a pint is known as thelocal bike'
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