FUTAAH~!

Damn man! Ninjas are COOL!

This picture illustrates the coolness of NINJAS!
First of all life of a NINJA is full of ACTION!
NINJAS carry SWORDS and sometimes NUNCHAKUS!
They even throw NINJA STARS!
They're so BAD MOTHERS they kick your head OFF!
Just try and ask one a light and KA-POW!
"Hello mr. Headless!"

A NINJA must eat, too, sometimes! MOSTLY
they eat RICE, because it gives you SUPER
human STRENGTH!

The SCROLL of the NINJAS holds the SUPREME
SECRET of the NINJAS! No one but a TRUE
NINJA MASTER can DECIPHER them!

The DYNAMITE stands for the whole KICKASS
coolness NINJAS have! Their whole life is FULL
of FIGHTING and that's what they are born FOR!

So GO NINJAS! Go and FIGHT
your EVERLASTING BATTLE!!!