Once upon a time there were three pigs. They were owned by a farmer named Mr. Hammock, who enjoyed raising pigs and slaughtering them. He kept the three aformentioned pigs in a sty, as all pigs are kept in. The pigs were of the same size, the same weight, and were basically like any other pig you would find. One day, Mr. Hammock decided to kill one of the pigs. The first little pig was ground into a fine pork, and was later served to the family as breakfast patties to eat with their pancakes....