Um yeah and I am lovable.

Another, this time on beginner.

(Upon discovering his multitude of intricately dealt deceits, she howled with resounding fury into the hollow unforgiving night.)

18+ for blatant abuse of ta-tas and hint of poon-tang thrown in for good measure.

Hmm... this might fall more in the category of 'disturbing' than 'distorted', but I gave it my best shot. ;)
I very loosely followed another piece of my own offline art as a ref - I haven't posted it anywhere yet because it's not quite finished. I'll toss the original up on DeviantArt when it decides to behave itself.

I wanted this out of my brain.

"It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks."

Reservoir Dogs has to be my favorite movie EVAR! :D
Okay, rollcall from left to right; Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Pink and Mr. Orange. I made Mr. Orange a cat because, ya know, he turns out to be a cop at the end. And yeah, I know that this opening scene has more people, but I'm too lazy to add in Nice Guy, and all the others. The perspective and stuff is shit, but wtf ever :/

Telling time is hard when it rewinds
Painting circles around your crimes
What if I told you to die
Would you hate me and burn up inside
No traces, no picture
No sacred glowing scriptures
So control your chaos
Relax and you can save us

Your throne of unjust
A dirty sole of mistrust
It pushes down, forces us down

What if it all came crashing down all around you
How will you save yourself
If you need one more fix to let it lift
Just stop and think, because it's over

So it's fine if you can't define
All the reasons for losing your mind
But if I could turn back time
I'd walk and pretend it's a lie
No faces, no voices
No falling concrete takers
No control, all chaos
A severed screaming circus

The time, the pain
Forced us to run away

What if it all came crashing down all around you
How will you save yourself
If you need one more fix to let it lift
Just stop and think because it's all over

You're the birthplace of disease
Ending all, ending me
Forever wrapped in chains

What if it all cam crashing down all around you
How will you save yourself
If you need one more fix to let it lift
Just stop and think, because it's all over


Any Ideas where to take this?

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pure class, i must say.

The Cthulhu-Geisha. Beautiful yet deadly, the mere existence of this creature proves the old addage 'Beauty is only skin deep'. Usually found inhabiting Kyoto tea-houses late at night while cleverly disguised as a normal everyday tea-hostess, she can only be observed showing her true form when recklessly accused of serving drinks at the wrong temperature by some hapless and unsuspecting 'gaijin'...
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True story: So a friend and I went to a local sushi bar a couple of nights ago. We ordered Sake, our traditional beverage of the evening. As it turns out our order took unusually long, and our Sake, while normally served nice and toasty warm, arrived ever-so-slightly..mmm...dare I say..*cold*. Not feeling it was worthy of troubling the waitress, I mentioned it to my dinner partner- under my breath, of course. Apparently, however, I was not quite out of range of her super-sonic ears. Our petite, traditionally-clad Asian waitress spun around in a veritable whirlwind of kanzashi, silk and pure unadulterated hellish fury and exclaimed "WHAT did you SAY about MY Sake?". I kid you not, folks- never in all my life have I witnessed a more grotesque and heinous display of evil countenance on any human face. For that brief second, she looked something like this...

Hello.

Edit sigh