boardselite bastardsSTUPID DALLAS/FT WORTH WEEKEND-WARRIOR PEOPLE
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DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 19, 2006)
are all over MY lake, with their dumb, drunk, flabby, pastey white "I think I can get a tan in ONE day, and make up for all the drinking I didn't do all year in ONE day selves" and I got ready to go out on the boat and my stupid old stick in the mud husband says "it's too crowded and too windy, blah blah blah" so here I sit in my bathing suit and my shorts stuck in the stupid house because it's too hot to be outside unless you're in the water and I just want to go swimming. I hope they all get drunk and kill each other.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 19, 2006)
drawn in 34 min
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 28, 2006)
drawn in 38 min
I guess I could go play in the water sprinkler or something. :(
davincipoppalag (May 28, 2006)
Well that sucks...he sounds like a pain in the butt..
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 28, 2006)
okay, that DOES it! There was this horrible teeth-bearing, hissing stray cat on my truck that looked like that thing that came back to life in the movie Pet Cemetery, (I swear it's hair looks just like that) and I was gonna get the .22 and shoot it and he wouldn't let me. He said I'll MISS and shoot the truck. ME, miss? I can't have any fun around here. What kind of holiday weekend is this supposed to be, anyway?
davincipoppalag (May 28, 2006)
OmG..Cage the zombiecat...Honest to God! What a party pooper! Shoot HIM! heheh
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 28, 2006)
I thought about it.... now he wants to make up for it by taking me to dinner and a movie. YAWN... boring. I'd rather swim and shoot cats.
davincipoppalag (May 28, 2006)
Well I hope it's cooler by now, anyway. You could go out flood the fireant hills with gasoline...
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 28, 2006)
hah... kerosene, like the song, the video...that is really a thought... now I'm gonna torture him by taking forEVER to get dressed and make him wait till he's absolutely STARVING to leave
davincipoppalag (May 28, 2006)
hehehe..Vixen! hehe
xiau (May 28, 2006)
Sounds like the beach down here in Alabama in Summer. Except, the people at the beach are usually sober.
Have fun with the taking-forever-to-get-dressed thing :D
Sweetcell (May 28, 2006)
Yes DBA, he must learn his place. Sorry to hear your weekend was ruined, wonder if you would have gotten in trouble wearing your gun on the beach and giving all these weekenders some fierce looks. Did the beach survive?

Won't comment on the cat thing. Love cats myself so....

Hope you get to use the beach this weekend.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Dec 2, 2006)
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Miss_DJ (May 28, 2006)
sounds to me like you need to just take the boat out when YOU want to. (easier said than done, I know) How about offering the kitty some nice poisoned treat? Did I say that out loud?? no, that's not what I meant...(yes, it is) NO, IT ISN'T....(like hell, it isn't)...oh shit there go my Gemini personalities fighting again...lololol..hope you had a good weekend anyway Cindy, inspite of it all. Great pic by the way, your lipstick looks mahvelous!
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 29, 2006)
drawn in 54 min
It's even more crowded today than it was yesterday, but I'm going to take my boat out, anyway.
Sweetcell (May 29, 2006)
You go girlfriend (again will NOT comment on the cat. Love ctas soooo)

Did a picture for you Cindy, I don't know if you know. Your own little nebula. Hope you like, and enjoy the sun and to hell with those drunken weekenders with their tiny speedo's that make you want to gouge your eyes out.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited May 29, 2006)
I didn't kill the stupid mangey cat, it got away. lmfao... haven't seen any speedos around here (thank goodness! ewww) I say I hope they all get drunk and kill each other, but every holiday I rescue at least one person, sometimes more. Today I spotted some guy and his little 13 yr old brother floating in the middle of the lake waving for help, people just zipping by in speed boats nearly drowning them. They had been there a long time, the water is really cold in the middle of the lake, it's over 100 ft deep in places, the kid's teeth were chattering and I think he was close to hypothermia. Put their silly butts in the boat and towed their broken down jet ski to the shore. (It's those people that speed by and don't notice (or do and ignore it, worse) that I really wish would kill each other) It's really not a safe place to be on a holiday (if ever) at least one person dies here every major holiday weekend. Last year I watched them drag the lake for a kid's body. :(

Thank you for my pretty starry picture, btw :)
Sweetcell (May 29, 2006)
Oh God, what's with people just speeding by and not helping? Sounds like it needs to be regulated. Selfish A-holes in the world. Sweet of you to help when no one else would (where the hells the lifegaurd? And NOT talking D Hasselhoff) Glad you like your picture. :)

Still find it amazing people whizzed right by them. And how terrible about last year.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Dec 2, 2006)
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Sweetcell (May 29, 2006)
Get yourself over to those offices and get yourself a badge. Then you can carry that gun around with you. Lets see people get drunk and stupid with a woman in a bikini carrying a 44. LOL

Only thing I see wrong with that is you wouldn't be able to enjoy the summer. Catch 22.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Dec 2, 2006)
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tandrew971 (May 29, 2006)
i love how smooth this is..its very good
DeadlyBlondeArcher (May 30, 2006)
drawn in 55 min
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Dec 2, 2006)
drawn in 1 hour 6 min
Sweetcell (edited May 31, 2006)
Is there going to be a reflection of a hunk in her glasses? Now that would be the perfect summer. ;)

Btw, kudos on the angle. Very hard to do when you can't flip the monitor over.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Dec 2, 2006)
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Sweetcell (May 31, 2006)
Ohhh, that's terrible. You would think... well, that's the point I guesse, they don't.

Two is fine yes. One to get your drink the other to rub your feet. Hmmmmm.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (edited Jun 2, 2006)
drawn in 1 hour 59 min
I'm not sure why doing a face upside down is so difficult, but it's driving me crazy. I'm just trying not to get frustrated and kill it. I think I'll try to paint something else and come back to it later. I piddled alot while I was in here this time.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 2, 2006)
drawn in 1 hour 24 min
Doesn't look like I got much done because... I didn't.
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 2, 2006)
drawn in 1 hour 6 min
DeadlyBlondeArcher (Jun 2, 2006)
drawn in 45 min
I think I would have to hang upside down like Grandpa from the Munsters and paint to get the face right, and there's nothing to hang from in this room so I'm done.
Violette (Jul 5, 2006)
I like kitties. ._.
Sweetcell (edited Jul 5, 2006)
It still came out beautiful, is the lake still crowded? I hope your able to enjoy your fun Cindy.

Crazy weekenders think they can take over the lake and drink themselves stupid mummble mummble mummble......

You forgot the hunks.
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