This is how this will work...I will think of a word, then you write a 4 stanza poem to it.
Then it will be your turn to think of one.
The fun will stop when it's time to eat, pee, or we're bored silly with the whole concept.

The word is STOP.

LOL..ok sounds cool...

Oh, just for fun, we can BOTH write poems with each word...lol

Just when I thought I would stop,
I ran and I ran till i knew I would drop!
my head was still spinnin' just like a top,
when I fell at the feet of some handsome cop.

When the dog wont stop...
he barks at the cop...
the lady drops her pop..
and the pigs drink it like slop...

Beans..
I love kidney beans..
chicken wings..
shoestrings and
diamond rings

you're very well 'versed' on the subject!

Now, you stretched it a bit with Beans...although it is a very nice poem.
But, you're 'supposed' to make it all 'really ' rhyme.

I ate my beans
while creating some scenes
in downtown Queens,
Please clean your latrines.

lol..that's funny....I know''i'm being silly...I gottago to bed soon..work comes at 4 am for me tomorrw and my eyes are blurry...as well as my brain...

Well than you should have said "bean" instead of "beans".

I noticed that mistake too. i was just about to comment on it.

I suppose that's true, Dan, but beans and strings, rings, and wings is a bit of a stretch.
Now damn..this fun little game didn't last long.

ok, there, I fixed it.

was talking about beans and scene.

there, it's all better now. I just knew that someone would think that plural was just awful.

Ok..here's a word for you....

CRATE

I like balloons
and playing the spoons
I once saw three tycoons
they were dancing like silly baboons.

That's lovely Flubbles, but you have to take turns choosing a word first.

He put her in the crate,
he couldn't be late...
she started to debate-
she couldn't stand up straight.

He threw inside some bait,
and said, "Enjoy it, Kate!"
She said, "Oh you, I hate!"
as he departed with his date.

I had a date
It was getting late
as we sat on a crate
she asked if I liked to masturbate
So to prove it I said "Just watch as I ejaculate"
She looked and smiled and said "Wow, that was great!"

hahaha
ok...now what's your word?

HAM

I met a girl at the summer fate
we went out on a romantic date
at the end of the night i started to masturbate
i asked if i could jizz on her face and she said "why hesitate"

I had a gal
her name was Sal
so I fucked er.

haha
(A scene from: To Kill A Mockingbird)

Scout was dressed as a ham...
but Jem and her were in a jam..
They ran through the woods, they sure did SCRAM!
It was the scariest scene, the audience thought, "Damn!"

Axil...you're supposed to also do a HAM poem.

STREET is the new word.

She had a big fat pussy like a joint of ham
so i stuck it in her like a randy ram
I said do you like madam
Im taping all this on my webcam

I saw him walking down the street,
with his yellow parakeet.
He looked like someone I should meet,
He said, "Hey girl, my name is Pete."

I said "Hello," right back to Pete,
I felt a rush of growing heat..
unabashed, swept off my feet,
but, now awake..my dream was sweet.

I'm stumbling and dazed as I walk down this street
In the filth and the haze of the summers night heat
The words you said, in my mind, ring and repeat
You kicked me out 'cause of my old stinky feet

haha...good one jekyll!

new word?

Orange...

Not too many words rhyme with orange
One dropped might be called a florange
A dull one could be called a borange
And we’d all get a piece of a whorange

http://www.skorks.com/2008/10/here-are-some-words-that-rhyme-with-orange/

new word FLY

I think blamange sort of rhymes with orange, if you pronounce it correctly.

I like to soar, I love to fly!
Over the clouds, I feel so high!
In a tropical place, I sip mai-tai,
lost in the eyes of a wonderful guy.

New word: Miss

I sit on the beach with a beautiful miss
She looks at me and begs a kiss,
But I had too much beer to wait for this
and I have to get up and go take a piss

New word: Spork

Too much beer, or a little excited, Dave?

The Dish ran away with the Spoon, to New York,
The Spoon said " We'll soon get a gift from the Stork!"
The Dish was quite happy, but then, blew his cork,
When Spoon gave birth to a bright, shiny new Spork!

new word: Paint

I set up my easel all ready to paint
when all of a sudden i came over all faint,
There stood before me was a beautiful saint,
Her name was beatrice which i thought was rather quaint.

The new word is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Whenever I'm down I just say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
It makes me feel no longer vicious
But hilarious and delicious
Playing with words is fun, even if they are fictitious.

New word 'telephone'.

I talk on my telephone,
and have such a pleasant tone,
I'm eating a little scone,
and smell of my sweet cologne.

New word is NET

I once knew a lady called antoinette
she had a little chihuahua dog as her pet,
He ate some rotting sausages and his stomach got awfully upset,
Then he did a big ol' poo that was stinky and wet.

new word?

New word is paraphernalia.

My net is wet
but alas, no fish yet
I'm sure that soon, one I will get
So do not fret, my net.

She was a carpenter. Her name was Dailia,
Dressed in her carpenters paraphernalia.
Her tool belt glistened like royal regalia.
"A clean and sharp tool" she said. "Never will fail ya!"

new word: troubles

Jekyll said the word was troubles
there's a girl here and in her name is bubbles
but I think we all know this suggestion was meant for flubbles.

New word: PANTS

Have you ever done a dance
while stripped down to your underpants?
Try it if you get a chance!
Axil! How 'bout, one of your rants?

new word: stew

Beef stew, beef stew
oh my gosh i never knew!
just how great you taste, yahoo!
My yummy bowl of great beef stew!

NEW WORD: BOARD

A man who was driving a Ford
Saw his wife had a lovely new board.
He exclaimed it's alot and we cant afford
but she said it was paid for cuz she went and whored.

New Word : Pyramid

A man that they call Leonid,
Sat atop a pyramid.
Upon the tip all bare naked.
I didn’t see, I heard he did.

new word: much

A man with a wife who was Dutch
came home late after drinking too much.
She got pissed his condition was such
so she crushed his old skull with a crutch!

New word: Obelisk

He stopped my spinning frisbee disc..
he said it wasn't worth the risk,
and threw it high o'er the obelisk.
Past the cop as he did frisk.

NEW WORD: petrified

She shrugged and sighed...
he always lied,
then she just stood there, petrified...
in comes more bullshit with the tide.

New word: Time

It only takes the passing of time,
to come up with another rhyme...
it costs less than a shiny dime,
write one again, it ain't no crime.

New word: Hand

Poetry and I do not mix.

I once met a gal name Loraland,
Who was chopping off her hand.
She exclaimed to me that it was grand,
simply because of that dreaded wedding band.

New word: Sorrow

I shall never find tomorrow,
but I don't feel any sorrow...
my life I seemed to borrow
never thinking 'bout tomorrow.

New Word: SHOOK

The unusual small jock,
looked at the clock,
it made him go into shock,
who knew you could go this fast, on an unusual large peacock.

(had a nasty one, decided not to use it).

New word, voluptuary
( http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2009/09/05.html )

I think you mistook the last word for shock.

Oh damn, need glasses.

Okay...
As the world shook
I glanced in my handbook
it said take a fishhook
attach it to a tree in a shallow brook
that will vastly improve on your outlook.

New word is still: voluptuary

I thought the word "shook" was "shock" as well, and I have glasses!

He gave gifts and gratuities to his young secretary.
She said, "I warned you from the start, I'm a voluptuary!"
He fained this words meaning till he dawned a dictionary,
Under-breath, less kinder words he'd say from his vocabulary.

new word: glasses

I put on a pair of glasses..
so i could look at the girl's asses..
some of them i gave passes..
the others I lay in the grasses...

new word: chicken

I like fried chicken
with blueberries ripe for the picken'
And if you say I must be shitten'
It's your ass I'll be kicken.

New word: Sweet

Well, I wish I was sweet,
But I'm more llikely an offbeat,
Heck, get out of here before you'll end up as mincemeat,
I'll squash you in a heartbeat!

New word: cranky

He was so long and lanky,
and he loved to hanky-panky..
with his sweetie, never cranky
when he gave her little spanky.

new word: moonlight

I was walking underneath a glowing light
Where I happened to see, to my utter delight,
My love, my sweet, smiling bright
Waiting for me underneath the moonlight.

New word: tacky

nice one, bubblicious!

:3 Thank you :)

He was quite rude and somewhat tacky,
he was the type you'd like to smacky
he smelled of whiskey and tobaccy
his lady love, she wore Bob Mackie.

NEW WORD: Kind

Once more it is you that I must remind
I wish for a man who is rich, handsome and kind.
Tis' not much to ask, but I find myself in a bind,
As Prince Charming is fictional, and rather hard to find.

New word: Pink

He met her at the roller rink,
her hair was blonde, her skates were pink...
he stared so long, he had to blink,
She looked right back then gave a wink.

New Word: Bear

Hey you, said the forester to the bear
I know you want to live with a slutty heir
But keeping Paris Hilton hidden in your lair
Is not what I would call really fair!


Next word: vacuum

I was in your way in the bathroom..
you said you wanted to vacuum...
so your chore i let you resume..
while i went and ate a legume...

new word...
googlie...

Googly: a bowled ball that swerves in one direction and breaks in the other.

I always roll the googly's...
When bowling with my friendly's..
I need to make amendly's
for my awful bowling skillsly's.

(yeah, I know that's a stretch...lol)

New word: Frame

Hauntingly she came,
I see a beauty calling my name.
My wife, Death did claim
Captured inside a Gothic picture frame.

New Word: Dahlia

(There, I fixed it, and thank you Miss DJ!)

good poem, Bub, but insane doesn't rhyme with frame. PERFECT, Bub! Ok...dahlia is going to be tough, but here goes:

She lives on a street called Dahlia...
she used to live in Somalia...
her husband is from Svengalia..
they make a strange couple that's all-ia.

lol

lol. :) New word, Miss Dj?

how about.....CRIME

Now let's keep in mind that the 'goal' isn't to stump others with difficult words. It's just to be as creative as possible with the new word.

Miss DJ says the word is crime,
I cannot think of words to rhyme.
Because it's late, past my bedtime,
Perhaps I'll try another time.

Night

I think dear Jekyll did alright,
creating prose into the night...
now go to sleep and you sleep tight..
dream good dreams with all your might.

New word Blues

Haha! Nice one Miss DJ!
but....

Before I slept, I watched the news,
The stories told there did bemuse.
I did not have a peaceful snooze,
Instead, I woke up with the blues!

(not really, I slept like a baby)
New word BABY

I can't say, baby
Do I love you? Maybe..

Why oh why choose such a difficult rhyming word?
sigh....

new word:
Table

I said.."are you able?...
"To bend me over the table..?"
"and I can wear my sable..
while you spank me with a cable..."

New word:
faery

Aww, Miss DJ. I didn't think "baby" was so difficult! You had such a beautiful beginning so I added to it.( judging by bmw's last poem, it just might work for her too) :)

I can't say, baby
Do I love you? Maybe...
But I think you'd be crazy,
To think you might tame me!

it's still faery

So it would...lol

see, but Jekyll...baby ends in by, not me or zy...this is why I had a VERY hard time..lol
bmw...OUCH!

ok...faery...

I met a faery,
her name was Mary...
she was kinda hairy...
so I didn't tarry.

lol

new word:
Raging

oh how engaging
this new word "raging"
what is your number
I think I'll start paging

new word: oops

I did something I can't recoups,
So in my pants I has a snoops.
I tried to fart but made some poops!
I feel so ashamed now. Oops.

new word: skid

There once was a man named Syd,
he had an obnoxious kid...
of him he wanted to be rid...
so he put him in a box and sat on the lid.

new word: ship

Syd got on the ship
He was so well equipped
Click went the camera
while biting his lip

new word: shirt

Her name was lori she was such a dirt,
she would hitch up her knickers and be such a terrible flirt,
she made me so horny i had to squirt,
deary me there were cum stains all over her skirt (shirt is optional)

New word gusset

Lori, all 4 lines should rhyme for this little poetry board...fyi
Flubbles...why do you have to be so nasty? and gusset? sigh.....

I guess i must have a different brand of humour.

when you belittle someone else, you be little. that isn't humour, that's plain mean.

So putting a child in a box and sitting on the lid is completely fine? i wish people would live by there own morals.

are you on crack?

I like to eat a russet
when wearing my best gusset
while standing on a trusset
cause I'm an heiress of Busset...

perks

Flubbles, as if you don't know the difference between a completely imaginary poem setting and the sarcastic nastiness of putting someone down that you and we all know.

I am aware of the perks
within these lovely works,
Just think we could all be Turks,
eating sandwichs of meat and gerks.

new word: GROW

"you and we" ?

yes, you and we...meaning you and we..i.e. the rest of the 2draw.net community.

We includes the you that you refer to, so it's redundant.

wee wee ...si si..pee pee on the tree tree....

If I had been writing a report for my doctorate, Axil, I suppose I would care deeply that my prose was more accurate. However, the only thing your comment does is serve to take the focus off of the orginal message addressed to, ahem...Flubbles.

Everyone needs to grow,
on some it sure does show....
they demonstrate what they don't know...
when they open their mouths 'just so.'


new word: lack

Who's focus?

Flubble's focus, of course.

Well let's ask him..... oh wait, he's not here.

By the time he reads it, if he reads it, it will be more important to him to read whatever clever remarks his friend Axil made, than to stop, even for a milli-second, to consider my words. So, there ya go...focus averted...woop de doo.

By the time that he got back,
clear vision he did lack....
we can't always blame crack
nasty comments are his knack.

new word: verse

You're assuming that you know what he'll find important. You're real motive is to rebuke any attempt to point out that you made a mistake. How many times have you admonished him for his remarks? Do you really believe you're going to have any effect? So yeah... woop de doo.

How do you assume what my real motive is? I doubt that I will have an effect at all. But, his statement prompted a reply. What urged your response to my inaccurate sentence structure, Axil? Nothing better to do? Or do you just like to point out other's being not quite as perfect in an effort to feel a little bit better about yourself?
With all the grammatical nonsense on this site, I could basically do the same with almost every comment made here. But what purpose would that serve?
It's a drawing site, right? I'm assuming that if we were all writer's we'd be busy writing.
By the way, thanks for enlightening me. I doubt I'll ever use "you and we" ever again in my lifetime. No, I don't mind learning. To live is to learn. When we aren't teachable, we're unable to grow.

I wasn't trying to be mean spirited, i just thought it was funny at the time.You shouldn't take words on a screen so seriously, because thats all they are words on a screen.Whats the worst thing that can happen? somebody calls me an asshole.Get a grip woman, and get your things into perspective.

Words on the screen come from somewhere, don't they Flubbles? They come from you and go into someone's heart and mind. They go wherever you aim them. So, words on the screen can cause pain, or joy or whatever they intend to cause. Even if you think it's funny to put someone else down to create humor...I doubt that they're laughing.
Next time, I suppose I'll just let Lori address you if she wants to bother.
I'm done.

She can address me anytime she wants too, i like being submissive sometimes.If she really knew me she would know i never meant to cause her any upset, i was just joking around.Im just being myself, im not going to dilute my personality to please others so they can kiss my big ol' english ass if they dont like it.

I wasn't assuming, I simply read (past tense to be clear) you.
By the way, you're still doing it.

It's a form of bullying when you automatically assume everybody else feels the same about somebody, when in fact it was just your own opinion.

Was that to me or to DJ, flubbs? Because mine was to DJ.

To miss dj.

I suppose having tact isn't everyone's cup of tea. Would it be diluting your personality to not be nasty, brash, lewd and insulting? Or can't you imagine being funny and being a gentleman? It IS possible to do both, you know. It just takes more effort.

oh jeez, Flubbles, I'm not bullying at all simply pointing out that you are FOREVER being nasty to Lori and it is SO OLD by now.
Just as your 'funny' opinion can be stated, so can mine.

Not if it means im going to turn into dave.Im not forever being nasty, im just rude and immature theres a difference.

Let's be nasty to Miss DJ.

Miss dj is a stinky bum bum.

Yeah, she's bugged about getting old and dumpy.

I'd be pretty bugged too if i had grey pubes.

I got em'..it don't bother me none...makes me feel distinguished....I'm gonna make me a little mini top hat and wear it on my box of grey pubes...

Would you get awfully offended if i called you grey pubes magee?

Well, I just got out of the shower, and I'm not admitting to any hair color.
BUT, I will say this. I have washed away my insane mood and am back to my old wonderful, delightful, sweet and normal self. Not too mention, humble.
So Flubbles: Carry on my wayward son...
Axil: Put up yer dukes, I'm ready for ya!
I am definitely not the woman I was in my 40's...but guess what boyz and girlz, we're all on the same train, heading home. I'm a pretty blessed 52 year old, I think.
BMW: You are hysterical!

Has anybody ever combed there pubes to make them look more presentable?

I wish we could comment more than once in a row... so I could watch Flubbles have a conversation with himself about pubes :)

I think I'll create a different poetry link.

Today I was listening to this...I used to sing it all the time when I was a kid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQLWF_ItzYs

I hate you,
you hate me.
Let's get together an kill Barney!
With a knife in his gut,
and a gun held to his head.
One, two, three now Barney's dead.

I learned that on the playground when I went to kindergarden.

YAY!!! :)

I need help...i love this song by Hootie and The Blowfish called Tootie..this is a link to a cover of it..but no matter how hard I try I can't seem to fing the original on the net anywhere...anybody know whee I might can listen to it...don't get me wrong this kid did a great job..but I really love Darius Rucker and would like to hear him sing it...I'm just in the mood for it right now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQerPuL7gSU

OMG..thank you...did I ever say how much I adore you...isn't a great song...my friend told me to check out grooveshark..I just hadn't gotten around to doing it yet...

That is a great song! Never heard it before. It does however remind me a little of a song with a line in it 'skip the line fandango' (or something like that). I like this song better though.

Excellent sound quality by the way! Imma bookmarking that website.

I am from the same town as Hootie and the Blowfish..they are a great band...

Very cool :D. I really love that song. :-) This is a good day, finding new goodies.

Yes it is...this song makes me sad but happy at the same time....:)..that's why i love it..of course i love his voice too...

It's a good sad, melancholic.

Here is another you may like then...I recommend reading the lyrics along with it as it can be hard sometimes to hear exactly what he is saying....he's got an amazing voice though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0CP9RVvm_4

Ah, that one I knew already. Good song, hadn't listened to the lyrics before.

Joyce, you're thinking of A Whiter Shade of Pale, by Procol Harem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA (they've come a long way, baby...lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWULu5_nXI (1967)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ-eQvpHK4U (2000)...wow...still excellent!

We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels cross the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
The crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called outfor another drink
But the waiter brought a tray

*and so it was later
As the miller told his tale
That her face at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale

You said there is no reason
And the truth is plain to see
But I wander through my playing cards
And would not let it be
I'm one of the sixteen virgins
Who are leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well been closed

(*repeat)

A whiter shade of pale
Turned a whiter shade of pale
A whiter shade of pale


Great song!

My mom and dad had that song at there wedding.

what a cool couple they have to be!

They were cool when they was younger, then they got old.And sadly my dads no longer with us he kicked the bucket 6 years a go.

Very sorry to hear that....I'd be lost without my dad...

Sad for you and your mom's loss, Flubbles.